HEY WHAT HMMM????? TURKEY HUNTIN WENT RUUUL GOOD

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SOOOOOO IT'S BEEN A WHILE HMMMMMYEAH SORRY TO MY FANS (hahahahaha yeah right) SO LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. SURE. OK LET'S START. OK.

HAPPY SUMMER finally. What's up with you, Stephen? Well, not much. Trying to get summer reading under control. I finished The Stranger (it's written well but it gets pretty monotonous...it does convey an interesting message though, sort of) a few days ago but then just haven't gotten around to doing anymore. I'm busy doing nothing...

ACTUALLY, I've also been practicing and trying to get a job, and reviewing potential candidates for the Pastor of my church. 

WHAT??????? CHURCH?????? CHURCH?????? CHURCH?????? cHuRcH?????

Yes, Stephen goes to church. Yes, Stephen is a Christian. Yes, Stephen believes in God...

OMG!!!!! HE JUST SAID GOD ON A PUBLIC WEBSITE!!!! QUICK!!!!! WHIP OUT THE SCIENCE TEXTBOOKS! HURRY BEFORE WE ARE ALL INFECTED WITH THE JESUS VIRUS!!!! HELP!!!! CLOSE THE BLINDS!!!! CHILDREN, COVER YOUR EARS!!!! TEENAGERS, BE PROGRESSIVE!!!!! SMOKE OR SOMETHING!!!! GET THE GOD OUT OF THIS PLACE!!!!! QUICK!!!! CREATE BYLAWS!!!!!

ha.....ha.....ha.....

Are you busy?

We need to talk.

So, I'm a Christian. Yes, I am. No, seriously, I am.

Let's talk.

• Does Christian mean conservative republican? NO, I'M SORRY, IT DOES NOT. DO YOUR HOMEWORK. PLEASE DO NOT BE IGNORANT AND TELL ME IT IS RIDICULOUS THAT YOU CAN BE A CHRISTIAN AND BE A DEMOCRAT!!!! (YES, I JUST USED CHRISTIAN AND DEMOCRAT IN THE SAME SENTENCE) OBAMA AND CLINTON ARE BOTH CHRISTIANS. RESEARCH IT, PLZ, DO YOUR HW, THNXBAI.
• Since I'm a Christian, do I hate gay people? Black people? Atheists? Hippies? Recycling? HMM NO BUT THANKS FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION. DESPITE COMMON BELIEF, IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE CHRISTIAN AND BE ACCEPTING AND SUPPORTIVE OF EVERYONE AND THEIR BELIEFS. AND BE GREEN.
• So, Stephen, I guess you aren't a real Christian? I'M SORRY. WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT? WHAT? WILL YOU REPEAT THAT? NO, NEVERMIND. I ACTUALLY DON'T WANT YOU TO. I'M JUST BEING SOME SARCATICZ BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE SO RIDICULOUS. BUT YOU ARE STILL WELCOME IN MY CHURCH.
  

OK kids, let's clear the air (of your opinions).

• If you are an equal rights activist and believe that everyone deserves to be who they want to be, please do not complain about Christians who are traditional in their beliefs and decide to have an opposing view on abortion or gay marriage. It is clearly not your place to let only those you agree with have a fair say and bash everyone else as if they are unimportant.
• Please do not promote diversity if you are doing to bash those of a religion. You are not diverse. I'll pray for you.
• No, I'm not attacking you. You're just taking it the wrong way. Come to my church.

Let's leave the judging up to the one upstairs. If you don't believe, I have no problem with that, but please don't take if upon yourself to be embarrassingly (to yourself) hypocritical of everything that comes out of your mouth.

If you are truly interested in co-existence, go to http://ucc.org and be enlightened. 

To those who think I'm funny and nice all the time, don't worry, I still am. You are lucky to know me. 

HAHAHAHA THANKS FOR LISTENING GUYZ I'LL BE SURE TO MAKE A POST FILLED WITH LOVE AND SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS (eww gay people! (I'M KIDDING)) AND PUPPIES IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

'TIL NEXT TIME

sTePhEn